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Aimed towards the majority of my high school graduating class. No, wearing polo and oversized tshirts does NOT make you classy if you don’t act the part.

Aimed towards the majority of my high school graduating class. No, wearing polo and oversized tshirts does NOT make you classy if you don’t act the part.

collegehumor: Reasons To See The Hobbit For The Xth time [Click to continue reading] 1st time: It’s Peter Jackson and I loved The Lord of the Rings so this has to be good. 2nd time: I fell asleep because I went to the midnight screening. I have to see it a second time to make sure I understood the whole movie and didn’t miss something. 3rd time: I can’t really be sure that there isn’t some after-credits scene unless I’ve stayed in the theater until after the credits. I have to see it a third time. 4th and 5th time: How big a difference can there really be between forty-eight frames per second and twenty-four frames per second. The only way to know is to see both of them right after each other. 6th time: Verification for/contribution to www.moviemistakes.com7th time: I could probably write a review of this thing. Would people read that? I’ll bring some paper and write down some thoughts. 8th time: Ugh, it’s too dark to write with pen on paper. new idea: LIVE TWEETING IT! Thank goodness for another trilogy.

collegehumor:

Reasons To See The Hobbit For The Xth time [Click to continue reading]

1st time: It’s Peter Jackson and I loved The Lord of the Rings so this has to be good.


2nd time: I fell asleep because I went to the midnight screening. I have to see it a second time to make sure I understood the whole movie and didn’t miss something. 

3rd time: I can’t really be sure that there isn’t some after-credits scene unless I’ve stayed in the theater until after the credits. I have to see it a third time. 

4th and 5th time: How big a difference can there really be between forty-eight frames per second and twenty-four frames per second. The only way to know is to see both of them right after each other. 

6th time: Verification for/contribution to www.moviemistakes.com

7th time: I could probably write a review of this thing. Would people read that? I’ll bring some paper and write down some thoughts. 

8th time: Ugh, it’s too dark to write with pen on paper. new idea: LIVE TWEETING IT!

Thank goodness for another trilogy.

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musingsaboutnothing: german-pigeongirl-aira: redhotsathya: A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant r…eturned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn’t want you to sit next to an unpleasant person.” Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation. A+ Kudos to the flight attendant and captain

musingsaboutnothing:

german-pigeongirl-aira:

redhotsathya:

A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant r…eturned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn’t want you to sit next to an unpleasant person.” Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

A+

Kudos to the flight attendant and captain

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